Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Mike's Ex, or a high ranking hypocrite?

Someone Has Stolen Both the Brains AND the Sense of Humor from the Michigan Republican Party

Michael Moore filed a theft complaint with the Lansing City Police today stating that "someone has stolen both the brains AND the sense of humor from the Michigan Republican Party."

The brains were locked in a box where they were placed after the last moderate Republican governor of Michigan retired in 1980. The party's "sense of humor" was not valued at more than $100 and therefore its theft is considered a misdemeanor.

"I am concerned about the loss of these two items," Moore told reporters. "If there is anything I can do to help the Republicans find them, I will."

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of the Michigan Republicans' brains or sense of humor is asked to call CrimeStoppers at (269) 273-6467.

Quite funny. I wonder who that phone number belongs to, though. It's not Michigan Crime Stoppers. I called it, out of curiosity, and a woman simply answered "hello." At that point, I suddenly realized that I was calling a private person at past midnight Eastern time, and hung up. I did a reverse directory search which revealed that it is a Verizon number in Michigan, so probably a cell phone. So you blog users are welcome to investigate (at a more sane hour) if I don't get to it first. I'm betting that it's someone that Michael Moore doesn't like...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

As much as i agree with you, I am from Texas and we do not want dumbass W back in Texas. We need to focus on getting his understudy and now governer of Texas Rick Perry out of office before he gains power.

7:53 PM  

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