Friday, February 18, 2005

The Right-Wing Reaction to "Gannon"-gate
(departing from the sub-contintent)

Why is the media starting to inquire into the story of a man with no journalistic experience (but experience as a gay escort), who, working under a pseudonym, was able to get a White House press pass (and apparently have an uncanny ability to get inside scoops into things such as Plamegate and the Iraq war)?

My theory is that they are upset that a pervert, normally a Democrat constituent, is actually a Bush supporter. I mean, come on, we all know some Christians vote democrat, it only makes sense that some percentage of perverts and ex-cons would vote Republican.

We know that Hillary has called for all felons to be allowed to vote, afraid that they may be losing the felon support, of which they greatly depend, so too I guess they have to fight to maintain the pervert vote.

That has to be it. Has to be. There's no other explanation.

Indeed, there is no other explanation...No other explanation that is as completely devoid of reason and logic and blinded by bigotry, the Freeper forgot to add.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gannon was a successful porn star. What are you?

4:20 PM  
Blogger gobacktotexas said...

First, he wasn't a successful porn star, he was a gay hooker. He was most successful at his whoredom when his skills were discovered by the Bush White House.

So the point isn't so much that I'm not a successful porn star, or not a gay hooker, as that, were I these things, and if I had absolutely no journalistic experience, I would have no problem securing a Press Pass for the Bush White House.

2:28 PM  

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